The Miserable Moose Home / Reading Room / Poetry / The Miserable Moose The Miserable Moose the Mooseknuckles up to the bar“give me that which would please me”says the Moose“you’re all set, you miserable bastard”replies the Barkeepthusly the transaction is donethe moon feels extra coldas it scolds them through the streetsof night and puddle stars Home / Reading Room / Poetry / The Miserable Moose